Stir Crazy Stories: Part One and Two

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Love in the time of Quarantine (1)Sometimes, when my friends ask what’s new in my life, I get a little head rush, like ‘where do I even begin to explain?’ That’s because amazing things have happened to me since we’ve last spoken. I’ve been to battle with dark forces, I’ve traveled to ancient, holy places, I’ve met a tantalizing young man, I’ve started a new University program abroad, I’ve met an octogenarian who has a secret he only wants to share with me, I’ve woken up in a cabin with my eyes bandaged with no idea how I got there or who I am. All of these newsworthy adventures take roughly one-tenth of a second to flash through my brain until I realize that these experiences are taking place between me and my characters in the fictional worlds I’ve created for them.

“I’ve been working on the garden,” I hear myself saying. Or “I rearranged all of the bookcases in the house by genre, so I have a mini bookstore at home.”

True, my real ‘shelter in place’ Corona Lock down life pales in comparison to that of the fictional characters I’m writing, or the tragedies unfolding for many in this very scary time. I’m grateful for my steady, predictable world, as it keeps me grounded so my characters can do the crazy stuff.

I was listening to a Masterclass by Judy Blume and she described how she would tell her family in the evening what was going on in her character’s lives.

“You’ll never guess what happened to Ruby today.”

It was such a revelation! Yes! That is exactly what’s going on inside of me. Like Judy, I’ve been on adventures during the day, and I want to tell someone about it.

I’m sharing all of this to say that I realize I haven’t actually shared any of my writing in over three years. So, as a token of appreciation for all of those who have read my books and wonder if I am actually writing anything at all, I’ve decided to share part one and two of a short story series I’m writing during this stranger than fiction world we’re now living in.

Just a bit of forewarning. It’s not a happy story. In fact, it’s inspired by the ‘Corona Parties’ that were happening at the beginning of the lock down, when people didn’t really understand what a world pandemic was.

Here’s the catch, members of my writing group have encouraged me to seek out a channel to publish this story and reach a wider audience. I’d like to do that, but I’d also like to share it with those who are interested in pre-reading it now, while it’s still relevant.

Would you like to read part one and part two? Then send me a personal message via the contact form with your email address, or send me a personal message via my author Facebook page, and I’ll send you a free, reviewers copy.

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Love in the Age of Corona

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Dear all,

Life is stranger than fiction right now. I’ve talked to so many people that liken the Corona Lockdown world we’re now living in to a science fiction or horror film. This is hardly a stretch, considering the number of films out there that have been preparing us on some level or another for years.

We’re all worried right now.  We’re juggling our home and work lives, adjusting to ever-tightening restrictions on our movements, worried about the health of the elderly, of those with pre-existing health conditions, worried about having corona and unwittingly infecting others.  Some of us have already lost someone. It is a time of global tragedy.

Luckily, the human spirit is alive and well in the midst of all this uncertainty, and in many places, our modern world is still functioning. There are amazing health care workers, cleaners, police officers, grocery store clerks, garbage collectors, sewer workers, those working to keep the water flowing into our taps and the electricity and gas coming into our homes, food on our tables and countless others who are keeping the world functioning.

There is another wave of human spirit keeping us motivated during quarantine and lockdown that is being expressed through humor, kindness and love.

Considering I’m a romance writer, it will come as no surprise that I would like to focus on the love at this time. I’ll start by asking each and every one of you to send your love to a friend, family member or even a stranger. Keep love alive in these dark and scary times.

It’s hard being locked up with family members, partners, roommates. No matter how well we get along during the best of times, being shut in together with less personal space than to which we are accustomed, means that tensions are running high. Things that you used to view as charming idiosyncratic behavior are suddenly maddening under the microscope of a lockdown.

We need to stay calm, practice kindness and compassion and utilize breathing, meditation, exercise and online resources to teach us just how to accomplish this.

There’s another area of love I’d like to touch upon.

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I know I’m not the only one to have thought of this play of words on Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. But yeah. Let’s talk about Love in the Time of Corona. There are a lot of physically active, virulent humans locked up at home right now. They’re spending too much time on their computers or binge-watching series on Netflix and reading books. They’re eating through their stash of corona snacks and probably doing sit ups and push ups and going for a jog or walk if their respective government still allows outdoor exercise. But there’s other sorts of exercise. Types I’ve written about.

Let’s think about this for a moment. Millions . . . no billions (India just went on full lockdown) of people worldwide are bored, at home and locked up with their partners. As a romance author, I may have a particularly active imagination in this category, but really. If people are spending time ‘exercising’ in the bedroom, we need to think about what that short term gain can develop into in the long term.

The last thing we need approximately seven to nine months from now is a worldwide baby boom.

We don’t know what the world will look like in seven to nine months from now. Vaccines could take a year to a year and a half to develop. There could be a second, or even third wave of corona outbreaks.

Let’s just say that 10 percent of the world population who is over 16 conceives a child in the coming month. That would be hundreds of millions of new babies being born into an uncertain time on a planet that is already extremely overpopulated.

It would overload medical facilities around the world and expose these precious future newborns to a virus that has proven to be deadly and highly contagious.

Long story short. Have fun. Make love. Use a condom. 

Enjoy yourselves, but please, be safe, be diligent; especially in the bedroom.  Want to share this message with others? Here’s a little Instragram-sized poster I made just for this purpose.

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What Makes You Smile?

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When I finished my workout this morning at Fit4Lady, I joined a few other post-workout women at the large table for a cup of coffee. On the table was a sign up sheet. I glanced at it, discovering it wasn’t a sign-up sheet after all, but a question: What made you smile today? The grammatical incorrectness of the gym name always makes me smile, but I couldn’t very well write that down without pissing off a whole lot of Dutch lady. The two girls at the table playing brain-teaser games while waiting for their mom to finish her workout had already made me smile, so I wrote that down. I was only the second to answer the question, but the day was still young. Now that I’m home and preparing to start my work day as a writer, this question comes back to me in present form. What makes me smile? My puppy playing in the sunshine, my child, the gift of health, that first mug of coffee. These are all givens. But 2019 also puts a smile on my face. How can the concept of a year make you smile? In this case, it’s because of the label I have put on 2019. It is my gift year.

A friend recently used the term gap year to describe my current state and this definitely got me smiling for more reasons than one. When I hear gap year, I think of a young adult taking a year off to travel the world after she has finished school and before she starts her career. Here I am, in the middle of my life (God willing), taking a gap year. The point is to simply enjoy and learn to take a full inhale and exhale without having to think about the next client, the next project, the next paycheck or, for that matter, the next stage in my career. But that’s not quite true either. This experimental gap year is the year of writing: a gift from my husband, a gift to myself.

My smile is full and genuine when I think of this gift. It’s about writing, but about creating space in my life to enjoy what is most dear to me. I love having time for my son when he comes home from school. I love that I can volunteer to help a friend with her documentary project (can’t share the details yet) and that I can play housewife in our egalitarian marriage, enabling my husband to embrace a strange new role of ‘the main financial provider’.

In this new, albeit temporary role as writer housewife, I can actually open up my cookbooks that have been getting dusty on the shelf and peruse them until I find an adventure worth taking. That’s the nature of my gap year.

Cookbooks are not the only thing being dusted off and opened up. Characters that have been trapped in my head or left dangling mid-sentence on a page are now getting attention. Problem is, they all want my attention at once. I’m trying to tell them to be patient, but telling a character who has earned monk-like status for all their patience, to continue to be patient? Patience is hard, but important for all of us, fictional or otherwise.

Stories require patience before they can come to life; even when you have the time to write them.

My current WIP requires a lot more research than anything I’ve previously undertaken. When it comes to writing, I’m a pantser. That’s someone who likes to write by the seat of their pants: spontaneously, when moved by the spirit, by the muse, by that flow of inspiration. Far as I’m concerned, research and pantsers are like oil and water; they don’t necessarily get along.

I was having lunch with the same friend who dubbed this my Gap Year. She asked how my writing was coming and I described the pantser/ research conundrum. She smiled knowingly and shared the following story:

When she was pregnant with her second child, her daughter kept asking when the baby would be born. She wasn’t willing to wait any longer.

“Why can’t you just have him now mommy? I want to play with him now.”

“He isn’t ready to be born. He’s not yet fully developed. He needs time for all his body parts to form, and that takes a lot of time. We just have to be patient.”

“Your story is just like that baby,” she said. “Research is just an unavoidable part of the growth process. The creative side of you just needs to be patient.”

I could have hugged her. Instead, I squeezed her arm and told her she was brilliant. Or maybe I’m making that up. But I definitely shared my enthusiasm for her analogy. It’s an obvious one, but she’s the type of person who can share this sort of thing and you can truly hear it and take it in.

img_6953My gap year might have a deadline, but I’ve made a commitment to myself and to all the projects I undertake this year. I will not force you. I will let you develop at your own pace. Yet I promise to give you the attention and love and time that you deserve. It is up to you if you choose to be born.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Signing at The Book Loft July 18th

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I just happen to be in California for the month of July. What better place to do a book signing than in my home town of Solvang? The Book Loft thought it was a good idea too. Thus, here is your invitation!


You are cordially invited to join me for my first U.S. presentation of
The Things We Said in Venice.

Wednesday, July 18th, 2018
4:00pm to 6:00pm
The Book Loft
1680 Mission Drive
Solvang, California

 

Hope to see you there!

Exclusive Interview with Sarah Turner

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Today is special in three ways; 1) It is my niece Niki’s birthday, 2) I went for an early morning run with my old running partner (she now lives in Berlin) and 3) Author Karen King provided me with a rare opportunity of interviewing Sarah Turner.

If you don’t know Sarah yet, this is a chance to see how she thinks. Sarah also imparted some great advice for women who are trying to heal themselves; advice that is equally applicable to men.

Check out this exclusive Sarah Turner interview here!

The Things We Said in Venice

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It’s such a blessing when someone reads your novel and understands the characters and their struggles so well. This post by Stefania Gioffrè, an English teacher in Rome, really struck home. I am so thankful for her post!

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Venice, Italy — A gondola, Venice, Italy — Image by © Royalty-Free/Corbis

There are many reasons why we enjoy traveling. The desire to see dreamlike places, the thrill of meeting new cultures with their art, food, drinks and folklore are of course the most common ones, but sometimes for somebody traveling could also be a way to heal wounds, thus giving the scars the time they need to be barely seen. A change of scenario could reasonably be regarded as the most natural way to turn your back to a distressing past, put all the pieces together and give yourself a new chance.

This is what the two protagonists of Kristin Anderson’s novel “The Things We Said in Venice” have in mind. Sarah Turner, a high school counselor in her late thirties has recently faced a dolorous divorce. She decides to leave her job and home in Bend, Oregon to…

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Somebody Feed Phil Vegan Mozzarella

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In January 2018, Netflix launched an original documentary series entitled Somebody Feed Phil.*  Phil Rosenthal, a rather famous foodie, is taxed with traveling all over the world in search of mouth watering cuisine.  Instead of focusing on high-end restaurants, Phil enlists his happy disposition to chat up locals and discover everything from the best street food to restaurants and pubs. In the opening lines of the trailer, he says “food is the great connector.” A sage older woman weighs in saying “just find out what people like to eat, and you make them happy.”

17311457_10154268386862213_983549551_oApparently, one episode of Somebody Feed Phil takes place in one of my favorite cities: Venice. As you may have gathered from my second novel The Things We Said in Venice, I also love food, travel and Venice and of course a great love story that makes people happy.  That’s why I’m so excited about this show! Restaurants– both real and fictional–pop up throughout my novel as well as discussions of food, veganism and how our diet effects the planet. But back to love; they say the best way to a person’s heart is through his or her stomach.  Fokke van der Veld, a travel writer like Phil, knows the heart-value of food; he seeks out a vegan restaurant in Venice to woo the vegan of his eye, Sarah Turner. Espen also gives this technique a whirl. Who is Espen? A Norwegian man who also attempts to reach Sarah’s heart through her stomach by making vegan mozzarella.

Based on the trailer, Phil loves all things animal, ranging from pork tacos to lobster fried in egg. I wonder if Phil will add vegan gastronomy into his travel pursuits.

Doing research for a travel novel with a lead character who is vegan required quite a bit of research, including making vegan mozzarella!

Watch this Happy Pear video to see how!

What do you think? Should Somebody Feed Phil Vegan Mozzarella? Would you like to see Phil try some vegan food in the exotic places he visits? Do you think he will? We could tweet him and suggest it! (Twitter handle is @PhilRosenthal )

*Unfortunately, it looks like Somebody Feed Phil is not yet available on Netflix in The Netherlands. Is it available in your country?

In Defense of Romance

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A friend recently sent me an email entitled ‘Reading Suggestions?’

Within the email was a sole link to a September 26th, 2017 article  A Roundup of the Season’s Romance Novels by Robert Gottlieb from the New York Times. That little question mark in the title of my friend’s email threw me off, but as I often ask friends for reading recommendations, I dove right into the article.

My friend has read both of my romance novels and knows I am also a reader of the genre, so perhaps he was sharing some reading tips. Oh the difference a question mark can make!

man-typing-on-a-laptop_1218-559If romance novels were animals, then Robert Gottlieb takes on the role of vivisectionist in this cruel and witty review, using his pen (okay, keyboard and fingers) to slash and dissect the romance genre. And it’s a blood bath, folks. Yes, he’s intelligent. And funny. No. I’m not writing grammatically correct sentences. But Gottlieb has pissed me off.

The first half of his piece is about making fun of the language, plot and sex scenes in both regency (racy) and sweet romance novels by sarcastically summarizing the scenarios and splicing together excerpts from the novels. (Was that alliteration or consonance after my vivisection metaphor?)

Take this passage about Julia Quinn’s The Duke And I:

They: Meet at a ball, banter, begin to fall in love. Yet so many things keep them apart! Will he be able to conquer his demons? Will she be able to help him to? You’ll have to read Julia Quinn’s THE DUKE AND I (Avon/HarperCollins, paper, $7.99) to find out. I can reveal this much, however: The sex is great, he “squirming with desire,” she “writhing with delight.”
Excerpt from A Roundup of the Season’s Romance Novels by Robert Gottlieb. New York Times, Sept 26th, 2017

This is the only novel on his shish kebab list that I’ve actually read (skewered things, get it?).  Although I prefer contemporary romance to historical romance, The Duke and I ended up in my eReader to counterbalance my reading list. I was a bit tired of our contemporary, fast-paced world filled with affairs and deceit and reasoned that something that harkens back to another century might be refreshing.

The Duke and I is set in a romantic period when men gently courted women and innocence (at least in the female characters) was the norm rather than the exception.  Quinn does a reasonable job of creating an interesting cast of characters, defining the historical genre and slowly building the love story. For all the prudishness and innocence of the time, she makes up for it by unleashing passion and connection between the newlyweds in the bedroom. But Gottlieb apparently missed all of that.

Readers of romance don’t approach this genre as a teenage boy (or middle-aged man) with a Playboy or Penthouse magazine. They don’t flip right to the centerfold and get their jollies. Romance readers enjoy the slow build-up of two characters getting to know one another: the banter, the encounters or missed-encounters, those escorted walks through a sprawling estate, the first signs of intimacy, the obstacles they must overcome and yes-oh-yes the sex. More often than not, sex equals intimacy and commitment and eventually love.

Gottlieb the romance vivisectionist ignores this whole build up in Quinn’s novel and unceremoniously flips right to the centerfold. By cutting and splicing “squirming with desire” and “writhing with delight” and plopping them outside of the body of the work, he negates all of that work that brought the characters together and in just a few quick strokes (no pun intended), renders Julia Quinn’s writing as laughable. Not fair!

As someone who will continue reading a bad book just to finish the thing, I have fallen victim to some terrible romance novels with flat characters, God-awful dialogue and truly tasteless sex scenes. But the majority of the romance novels I’ve read create depth of character, realistic obstacles and tastefully written love scenes–some all sugar, some definitely spice.

Gottlieb needs to dig a little deeper into this genre to truly understand it. He could read for example Lauren Layne’s novels primarily set in New York that are smart, funny, witty and sexy. He could delve into Lisa Clark O’Neill’s romantic suspense novels that have self-sufficient female leads, sizzling sex and intelligently written suspense. He might enjoy either of my novels Green and The Things We Said in Venice for their strong female characters and societal depictions, if not the love story itself (or he might put them on the dissecting table!) Or if he prefers chaste but well-written romance novels, consider Outback Hero or Stuck by Australian romance author Elisabeth Rose.

My new favorite discovery is The Civil Wars of Jonah Moran by Marjorie Reynolds.  It addresses racism, fear, love, death and clash of cultures and romance combined with beautiful prose. Or if prose really is your thing, consider Prodigal Summer by Barbara Kingsolver: nature, sex, environmentalism and a romance that breaks out of the mold. These might really change his rather toxic view on the genre.

I’ll admit that Gottlieb made me laugh throughout his whole rant about my genre, but it seems he misspelled roundup. He apparently meant to apply RoundUp of the Monsanto ilk to the entire romance genre in an attempt at mass eradication.

Hearts-clip-art-images-imageYet there was one point in his romance roundup with which I fully agree: Nora Roberts is the Queen of Romance. It doesn’t seem to matter if it was written in the 80s, 90s or any time within the 21st century, I have enjoyed almost every Nora Roberts novel I’ve read (her romantic suspense ones can be a bit too brutal).

Cartland’s successor as Queen of Romance is America’s Nora Roberts. And she deserves to be. Roberts is not only extraordinarily industrious — 215 or so novels, including 45 futuristic police procedurals under the pseudonym J. D. Robb, also big best sellers — but her books are sensibly written and on the whole as plausible as genre novels can be.

Excerpt from A Roundup of the Season’s Romance Novels by Robert Gottlieb. New York Times, Sept 26th, 2017

I won’t kid myself and think that Robert Gottlieb will take the time to search out my little author blog and respond. But just in case he does, I invite readers of the romance genre to comment on this post with their top romance picks and WHY they think they are worthy of a readership.

Love, kisses, hot sex and happily ever after! (How’s them apples Mr. Gottlieb?)

Author Kristin Anderson

 

 

 

Sharing the Love

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Most authors love to read. So it goes without saying that authors read other author’s works. Of course they do. Otherwise we’d be reading books written by robots. On occasion, real authors interview other real authors and write reviews.

In this case I’m not being hypothetical, but sharing a fact. Case in point; after reading my second novel The Things We Said in Venice, talented YA author NJ Simmonds interviewed me for her blog! It was a great experience that I’d like to share with all of you. Click on the title below to read the interview and her thoughts on my novel.

Romance & Europe – with Author Kristin Anderson

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You can also learn more about NJ Simmonds and her debut novel The Path Keeper, Book One in a YA fantasy-Romance series by clicking here. I enjoyed this novel so much, that I wouldn’t be surprised if I end up writing about it on my author blog in the future!